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[bentgalanthus]

People keep commenting that I am going to get sick. I don't understand what they mean by "You'll catch your death out there." How does one catch death? Don't they realize how lovely the cold is? It's beautiful outside. I feel like I am home. I know the cold, I recognize its bite against my skin. I've missed it so. In fact...I want to go outside and

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[oflamentations]

You can fucking catch frostbite and stuff, then your toes will fall off and then you'll die.

[bentgalanthus]

...I'll die?

[oflamentations]

You will if you just go and fucking run about in the cold, you gotta be careful and wear warm clothes. You know, mittens, stupid wooly things.

Mortal bodies are really lame, they don't enjoy shit half as much.

[bentgalanthus]

..I don't want to die. That's..not fair.

[oflamentations]

Then just put on a damn jacket or three, lady. It's not that hard.

[bentgalanthus]

Oh.

I'm sorry.

[oflamentations]

Well.

[oflamentations]

OKAY. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE IF ONE FUCKING SNOWFLAKE LANDS ON YOU. IT'S NOT POISONOUS.

So just don't frolic naked and shit and don't let your lips go blue and uhhhhhhhhh. Yeah. Shit. I don't know, lady. Dress warm and you'll be fine. Again: not a big deal.

[bentgalanthus]

I..didn't realize.

I'm sorry. It's always cold where I live. We don't have damn jackets. I know snow isn't poisonous.

I'm Oreithyia.

[oflamentations]

Now you know~.

I'm sure that's somewhere nice and cozy over in Greece when you were still all goddessly, but none of us are anymore because we can like get hit by cars which totally sucks.
Also: it's just "jackets". Don't tell anyone else "damn jackets", you're a lady you have to say "jackets".

Cocytus.

[bentgalanthus]

It's not very cozy in our cave. It's very cold and...caveish.

Oh. Okay, just jackets. I wasn't sure if damn jackets were something else. People have very odd names for things. I knew about the cars though. I saw one hit a pigeon.

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Cocytus.

[oflamentations]

Well. Whatever.

............................... yeahhhh. Best to stay away from those fuckers, too.

Just Cocytus, I'm not old OR Hades.

[bentgalanthus]

Stay away from pigeons?

Should I not call you sir either?