Beep Beep Meow
There is an eloquence to your vulgarity
That shines like a diamond hidden in poverty
Fascinating me with its complexity
Beautiful and direct in its intensity
But thing that I fail comprehend
Is the quadratical direction you tend
To bend your words until I can't see
The trees for the forestry
And I can never tell if it's intentional
But the things you say bring up the potential
For a kismetude of intellectual connection
Perhaps it's a bit unconvention
al to be thinking along this trail
It'd never saddle well with my moirail
But I confess I enjoy our hateful banter
Beyond levels not even I that canter
Believe what you do to me without so much as breaking a sweat
While I perspire and fret
Every time you direct your ire at me
I get whipped into an uncontrollable frenzy
And I don't know if I'm wasting my time
But just look at this page and all of the rhyme
You have inspired without even engaging in communication
This poetry has no justification
But still I question and yearn
What do I have to do to earn
A straight answer to my quandary
What am I to you?
No one reacts like you do
No one else takes the reigns
And forces this wild stallion to be tame
You are a source of control I have never known
A determined rider who cannot be thrown
No matter how hard I buck and kick
There must be some sort of trick
How could one with blood so disgraceful
Stir a longing in me so powerful
That not even a page-long slam
Can take these feelings and unjam
Them from my thinkpan and vascular pump
Reduce them down to a tiny little bump
On the trail of my life
Only six sweeps have gone by, yet so full of strife
That I have already sacrificed all that I am
To the Mirthful Messiah and held aloft the ram
That is my soul to the vengeful Saviour
Of our race and his bad behavior
Reinforced for the benefit of all
I have taken such a fall
I'm lost and confused
No longer amused
By the trivialities of childhood
SGRUB has changed us all for good
Opened my eyes to a new way of thinking
Though I am still adjusting and it's so hard
But I've endured worse at the hands of a beautiful bard
Who laughs while seated upon his throne
Refusing the hierarchy borne in bone
But someday the Knight will claim the crown
Usurp the monarchy from the clown
And steer us all to a better land
I recognize the authority of his command
Use it and force me to submit
Bind my hands and fill my mouth with a bit
Brand my hindquarters with your sign
Take away this pride of mine
And fill me with shame so deliciously depraved
And walk away from our fights completely unscathed
That shines like a diamond hidden in poverty
Fascinating me with its complexity
Beautiful and direct in its intensity
But thing that I fail comprehend
Is the quadratical direction you tend
To bend your words until I can't see
The trees for the forestry
And I can never tell if it's intentional
But the things you say bring up the potential
For a kismetude of intellectual connection
Perhaps it's a bit unconvention
al to be thinking along this trail
It'd never saddle well with my moirail
But I confess I enjoy our hateful banter
Beyond levels not even I that canter
Believe what you do to me without so much as breaking a sweat
While I perspire and fret
Every time you direct your ire at me
I get whipped into an uncontrollable frenzy
And I don't know if I'm wasting my time
But just look at this page and all of the rhyme
You have inspired without even engaging in communication
This poetry has no justification
But still I question and yearn
What do I have to do to earn
A straight answer to my quandary
What am I to you?
No one reacts like you do
No one else takes the reigns
And forces this wild stallion to be tame
You are a source of control I have never known
A determined rider who cannot be thrown
No matter how hard I buck and kick
There must be some sort of trick
How could one with blood so disgraceful
Stir a longing in me so powerful
That not even a page-long slam
Can take these feelings and unjam
Them from my thinkpan and vascular pump
Reduce them down to a tiny little bump
On the trail of my life
Only six sweeps have gone by, yet so full of strife
That I have already sacrificed all that I am
To the Mirthful Messiah and held aloft the ram
That is my soul to the vengeful Saviour
Of our race and his bad behavior
Reinforced for the benefit of all
I have taken such a fall
I'm lost and confused
No longer amused
By the trivialities of childhood
SGRUB has changed us all for good
Opened my eyes to a new way of thinking
Though I am still adjusting and it's so hard
But I've endured worse at the hands of a beautiful bard
Who laughs while seated upon his throne
Refusing the hierarchy borne in bone
But someday the Knight will claim the crown
Usurp the monarchy from the clown
And steer us all to a better land
I recognize the authority of his command
Use it and force me to submit
Bind my hands and fill my mouth with a bit
Brand my hindquarters with your sign
Take away this pride of mine
And fill me with shame so deliciously depraved
And walk away from our fights completely unscathed