Jun 12, 2004 17:28
The world is ending tomorrow. What do you do today?
The world ending tomorrow? That would sure put a damper on my To-Do List.... and would surely take all the fun out of it. But this is a relatively simple question to answer.
I'd simply have to stop screwing around and kill the machine I created... put that wretched thing out of its misery. Then go on a shooting spree... burn down Knight Industries while everyone is hard at work... start the apocalypse a little early perhaps. Then I would take my Nicole (such an easy task) and have the most glorious night with her -- whether she enjoys it as well or not is none of my concern.
Then I'll sit down with a glass of scotch and die a happy man.