levels of alcoholic consumption... and an away message

[bensurrender]

1. tipsy
2. fuzzy
3. annebriated
4. intoxicated
5. drunk
6. 3 sheets to the wind
7. shitty (shitfaced)
8. hammered
9. wasted
10. FIRE UP THE ENOLA-GAY!

i'll be in birmingham for the next few days... so you people keep it down in the m-town for me.