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[bensthereason]

every time i use the ninja (mainly unused) stairwell in my dorm, i picture my own untimely death. because chances are if i use it at 4 a.m., people wouldn't find my body until morning. then i wonder if there would be a chalk outline and if the incident would call for some caution tape and if they'd remind everyone to have their cell phones at all times, even though i would have had mine but when i fell and bumped my head, it fell a stair out of my reach.

crazy pills, anyone?