America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
Chapter 3 - The President: King of Democracy
Warren G. Harding: Our Worst President
-by Stephen Colbert
Historians feverishly debate over who is the best president in American history.
However, there is little disagreement over who was the worst.
His name was Warren G. Harding (1921-1923), and he sucked.
The reasons why he sucked are many, and to be truthful,
have been widely catalogued in the annals of presidential history.
So, with your indulgence, I'd like to focus instead on the intensity of his sucking.
Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him.
His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office,"
but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.
I hate Warren G. Harding.
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this is the best book ever.
Warren G. Harding: Our Worst President
-by Stephen Colbert
Historians feverishly debate over who is the best president in American history.
However, there is little disagreement over who was the worst.
His name was Warren G. Harding (1921-1923), and he sucked.
The reasons why he sucked are many, and to be truthful,
have been widely catalogued in the annals of presidential history.
So, with your indulgence, I'd like to focus instead on the intensity of his sucking.
Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him.
His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office,"
but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.
I hate Warren G. Harding.
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this is the best book ever.