IM GOT IT!

[bensauce]

hi! benjamin joseph "sauce" applebaum here to tell you that I LIKE IT IN THE BUTT. I AM A BIG FAT CIRCUS WHORE AND I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH BUTT-LOVIN. you might have heard about a certain friend of mine who supposedly likes it in the butt, but you take it from me, her alleged lust for All Things Anal is nothing compared to the all-consuming passion i feel when it comes to the subject of sweet sweet buttholes.

yours truly,

s dawg