go screamo!

[benrulesass]

well everything in life right now is so awesome. i have the best girlfriend i have ever had ever. she is so awesome i love her so much. she is wicked funny and better than you! were going to hang out together and shit and im going to make her all this stuff. i love my friends a lot. matt rich marcus jmf steve adam i dont know where id be with out

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[juicyman]

hey no offense but i am better than your girlfriend hence me being the coolest/best/awesomest/ kid in the world. i am so much cooler than you and everyone else. i am amazing.

jk

[benrulesass]

i suppose im a loser to comment on my own lj but god im just so damn interesting!.

i think ass fucking could be cool if put in the right context.
i mean lets think about it
waste goes out of your ass.
penis goes in.
what could be crazier and more of a rush than that!?
what would happen if the two met up?
would they fight and have a poop penis fight?
because i bet my penis would win. its mighty and triumphant and could spit in poops face any day of the week!.
also. if food goes up the butt, can it come out the mouth?
i think that is a genious idea.
and im willing to try it if someone gives me a dollar.
i will video tape it for 2 dollars.
and record my expressions on a cd for 3 dollars
buy out while supplies last!

[littlee174]

ass fucking=kill me

[ixgotthesass]

ASS FUCKING IS TIGHT
In more ways then one

But I gotta say that I love having cock in my butt hole

WHO DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!

[juicyman]

i know i love the cock in my butt

[benrulesass]

dont we all?

[burnt_humanity]

dong in the butt has never been one of those things i wanted to experience. But, hey, if that's what you're into...shit dick...what?