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oh shit, ive been hanging out with richy steve and marcus for 2 days now, and matt came over today too so we rocked the house with some large cocks if u know what i mean. we started making the new kidween album and its pretty badass. i found out that lilly likes me again, so me and that ho be going out again and thats pretty tight. its two in the morning and im wicked overly tired but ehh who cares, it just makes me more ammusing when i write this. has anyone ever noticed that canadians are way funnier then people?
ha get it? there not real people. nor a real country. why doenst america just take over canada. were just pussies. AMERICA HAS A BUNCH OF PUSSIES IN IT. im the only not pussy in the whole world. i fucking rock shit like some crazy ass rockin chair and i dont care who knows it, not even retards. retards are possibly the funniest shit ever. they cant even use the telephone and they all work at salvation army, and they all look the same, and they all wear glasses and have blonde hair and they like paper bags, and they dont know if there really watching tv or not cause there to stupid to tell if its on or not.
this one time me and jesus were chillin down by the corner store when these two thugs walk up to me and ask me if i got a dolla, i says yo jesus check out these thugs asking us for a dolla, dont they know who u are? and jesus is like how the fuck should i know and im like dude your jesus and hes like i dont fucking care. u gotta stop assuming that everyone named jesus is a fucking mind reader/gods son. and im like dude u are gods son, and hes like will u just lay off ok? my parents got a divorce, i havnt seen my dad for like 20 years now, its a hard subject to talk about. so i was like fine. im sorry jesus :( so anyways these thugs are asking us for a dolla, what u suppose we do. and then jesus with all his glory and might reached into his pocket dispite all of his fear and anger he takes out a green gift for the thugs. he hands it to them and to there suprise, its more then they could have ever wanted, it was a dollar. but not just any dollar. a german dollar! soon two bank robbers speaking german walked by. they were wondering what happened to some of the money they lost. jesus with his quick wit pointed to the thugs and THEY GET THERE THUG ASSES BEAT BY THE CRAZY GERMAN GUYS. the bank robers got there money back, and jesus pulls another suave moove, hurray for jesus.
i hate tards.
ha get it? there not real people. nor a real country. why doenst america just take over canada. were just pussies. AMERICA HAS A BUNCH OF PUSSIES IN IT. im the only not pussy in the whole world. i fucking rock shit like some crazy ass rockin chair and i dont care who knows it, not even retards. retards are possibly the funniest shit ever. they cant even use the telephone and they all work at salvation army, and they all look the same, and they all wear glasses and have blonde hair and they like paper bags, and they dont know if there really watching tv or not cause there to stupid to tell if its on or not.
this one time me and jesus were chillin down by the corner store when these two thugs walk up to me and ask me if i got a dolla, i says yo jesus check out these thugs asking us for a dolla, dont they know who u are? and jesus is like how the fuck should i know and im like dude your jesus and hes like i dont fucking care. u gotta stop assuming that everyone named jesus is a fucking mind reader/gods son. and im like dude u are gods son, and hes like will u just lay off ok? my parents got a divorce, i havnt seen my dad for like 20 years now, its a hard subject to talk about. so i was like fine. im sorry jesus :( so anyways these thugs are asking us for a dolla, what u suppose we do. and then jesus with all his glory and might reached into his pocket dispite all of his fear and anger he takes out a green gift for the thugs. he hands it to them and to there suprise, its more then they could have ever wanted, it was a dollar. but not just any dollar. a german dollar! soon two bank robbers speaking german walked by. they were wondering what happened to some of the money they lost. jesus with his quick wit pointed to the thugs and THEY GET THERE THUG ASSES BEAT BY THE CRAZY GERMAN GUYS. the bank robers got there money back, and jesus pulls another suave moove, hurray for jesus.
i hate tards.