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sloprocker: my mother said that god is watching me all the time, even when i poop
sloprocker: i don't know if god is just making sure that i don't sin while i'm on the toilet or if he's just a pervert
sloprocker: either way, i'm not comfortable with this
sloprocker: :-(
burnthebeautiful: maybe god used to not look over everybody, but he got fed up with people sinning too much, so now he's behind all those surveillance cameras
burnthebeautiful: it's this big conspiracy where it's god lobbying the governments of the world to put up cameras everywhere
sloprocker: i knew god was evil
burnthebeautiful: god would have to look like a fucking freak to be able to moniter everything on the world at once
sloprocker: i mean, no one can be that good. he's got some sinister motives.
burnthebeautiful: he'd have to have like, a million eyes and ten thousand brains
burnthebeautiful: definately
sloprocker: maybe he's got like, a bunch of other gods that help him, you know, like the santas at the mall
sloprocker: i don't know if god is just making sure that i don't sin while i'm on the toilet or if he's just a pervert
sloprocker: either way, i'm not comfortable with this
sloprocker: :-(
burnthebeautiful: maybe god used to not look over everybody, but he got fed up with people sinning too much, so now he's behind all those surveillance cameras
burnthebeautiful: it's this big conspiracy where it's god lobbying the governments of the world to put up cameras everywhere
sloprocker: i knew god was evil
burnthebeautiful: god would have to look like a fucking freak to be able to moniter everything on the world at once
sloprocker: i mean, no one can be that good. he's got some sinister motives.
burnthebeautiful: he'd have to have like, a million eyes and ten thousand brains
burnthebeautiful: definately
sloprocker: maybe he's got like, a bunch of other gods that help him, you know, like the santas at the mall