So Lance Bass Is Gay.
And, of course, which member of *NSYNC did I have a crush on? Not creepy, dread-wearing Chris or fugly fatty Joey or butt-faced Justin or freaky JC, who looks like he has a terminal case of Ugly. I was totally into Lance. Why does this always happen to me? Why? Sons of bitches.
Anywho, I totally got new glasses yesterday, and my optomitrist is a total hottie, even though he has a weird "Opie in Mayberry" haircut going on. Total fox, though, I swear. And my glasses are freaking awesome, if I don't say so myself. The frames are really skinny rectangles and they're really silver, sort of like Tim Gunn's hair. Another totally hot fox, I might add.
Speaking of Project Runway, I would just like to state how in love I am with Kayne and Robert for being nothing less than perfect, and how much I would like to publicly flog Anglea Kessler for being an artsy craftsy twit.
Anywho, I totally got new glasses yesterday, and my optomitrist is a total hottie, even though he has a weird "Opie in Mayberry" haircut going on. Total fox, though, I swear. And my glasses are freaking awesome, if I don't say so myself. The frames are really skinny rectangles and they're really silver, sort of like Tim Gunn's hair. Another totally hot fox, I might add.
Speaking of Project Runway, I would just like to state how in love I am with Kayne and Robert for being nothing less than perfect, and how much I would like to publicly flog Anglea Kessler for being an artsy craftsy twit.