Watching What Not To Wear:
Megan: Oh my GOD, she's an alien! She's huge!
Me: She looks so tired. And sad.
Megan: Like an nice mannequin come to life.
Me: Oh, I love that coat they're showing her.
Woman on TV: I do like the coat, but I can never find one in my size.
Megan: Well, where're they gonna take her? The Big & Tall Men's Store?
Me: MEGAN.
Megan: Well, she's not gonna fit in human clothes, Melissa.
Stacy on TV: We want to create new dimensions for you as well.
Megan: She does not need any more dimensions- she already exists in, like, 4-D. She's HUGE.
Me: Wow. Her legs are like ladders. I could seriously, like, climb them. HUGE.
I love TLC.
Me: She looks so tired. And sad.
Megan: Like an nice mannequin come to life.
Me: Oh, I love that coat they're showing her.
Woman on TV: I do like the coat, but I can never find one in my size.
Megan: Well, where're they gonna take her? The Big & Tall Men's Store?
Me: MEGAN.
Megan: Well, she's not gonna fit in human clothes, Melissa.
Stacy on TV: We want to create new dimensions for you as well.
Megan: She does not need any more dimensions- she already exists in, like, 4-D. She's HUGE.
Me: Wow. Her legs are like ladders. I could seriously, like, climb them. HUGE.
I love TLC.