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"I guess that a lot of people really love to watch "reality tv" shows. From what I can gather, this is the most offensive trend in the history of media although I don't watch much on tv other than sports or cartoons (or movies). The few times I've been exposed to these shows though I want to curl into a ball and die. Did this craze start in America or was it the British that did it first? I know they had some version of "who wants to be a millionaire" before we did so I hope they can take some of the blame for this shit too, otherwise I'd be even more ashamed to be an American in 2004 (and still in 2005). Anyway, the networks seem to be willing to try anything now so I have a concept of my own they can use. "WHO NEEDS A LIVER TRANSPLANT". The title basically says it all, 6 contestants on the brink of death all in critical need of a healthy liver, competing for the grand prize. What they don't know is that is that it's actually the liver from a camel. The contestants will all receive 100 dollars in the end though for being such good sports. I like the way it's called "reality tv" too, the reality of it for me is that I never meet any chicks that look like the women on these shows, they're all model b*tches and the dudes look like a bunch of young professional h*mos. Maybe it's because I live in New Hope, PA or maybe it's because most of my friends are dumpy, but I just don't know people that look like that. Anyway, I'm just ranting, I had to put something on this page, the last time it was updated was on opening day of the Eagles season and now we'll be playing in the Super Bowl next Sunday. I guess that means I'll have to update this again in a week."