WOW, like Staind "it's been a while"
yeash man. it's been like a million years, and to commemorate that special anniversary I gues I've decided not to capitalize the first letters of my sentences. anyways, I'm not going to pretend to be able to catch up the time I missed between this and my last post, so I'll act like there was no break at all...
i went to see Nickelback with min at ( Read more... )
But I have one for you that's not quite as bad, but a million times funnier...
A otherwise healthy man goes to the doctor because he's developed a strange red scabbing area on his forehead between his eyes. The doc examines it and says to the man, "I think I might know what this is, but I'll have to look it up in a particular medical text- it's quite obscure if it is what I think it is- come back tomorrow and I'll have something for you."
So the man goes home and tries to ignore th itchiness and pressure on his forehead, then returns to the doctor the next day. He asks the physician, "So Doc, did you find what I've got? I feel like it's gotten worse overnight," to which the doctor replies, "Yes, I found it, but the news isn't good. It's very rare..." The doctor takes a deep breath and continues: "In the only other documented cases like yours, the patient grew a penis out of his forehead."
The man was shocked. He stammered, "Well isn't there anything you can do about it? Maybe try to remove the growth now? I really can't have a penis growing out of my forehead..."
The doctor shook his head and said, "Sadly, the only OTHER patient with this condition had heard of the first. He didn't want a penis growing out of his forehead and requested to have the growth removed, but died during surgery- the surgeon reported that the growth was deeply connected to the brain, and there was no way he believed he could have removed it safely."
"Oh my god," the man said, "I don't know what to do... a PENIS out of my forehead, and nothing I can do about it... wow... really Doc, I have NO OPTION but to grow a penis between my eyes? I'm just not sure that I can deal with waking up every morning to look at myself in the mirror with a penis growing out of my forehead..."
"Oh don't worry," said the Doctor, "the balls will be in the way"
Hope all is well in the apartment and with life aside from those pesky Irish.
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