sorry for the delay, moving and laziness gets in the way of many things. this is the continuum of
best weekend eva!!!1 pt.i - i just wanna fuckin dance friday came along, and with it extreme boredom [and my ears were still ringing lol]. i went to cvs pharmacy to get some pics printed so i could finish my photo album before the party on sunday. brandon and nique stalked me down and kidnapped me, and next thing i know we're at the McDonald's by Billy's house laughing about green prayer cloths and holy water. warning: sacreligious talk inside!
while we were in McDonald's being loud and ghetto, the subject or my Tetris addiction came up. Nique pulls out her phone and tried to tempt me into playing. i resist, but billy is not as strong. we go out to the cars, brandon and nique to brandon's car, paco and camille to paco's car. camille yells out the window for billy to get in, but billy, who simply cannot put down nique's phone, gets into brandon's car. brandon and nique start bragging about how they get both me and billy, so i get in paco's car and lock my door. then, of course, brandon and nique start banging on my window yellign for me to "open this muthafuckin window!", causing paco to get out the car and get ghetto with them. camille joins in and i get out to take pictures, because this is positively hilarious.
sigh, i love it when they fight over me. ;)
...all this as billy continues to play tetris lmao.
we go to the pike, go to borders and have act like we're on a talk show of some sort, sitting around one of the tables in the cafe and discussing our relationships with our parents, etc. it was amusing, especially when i asked dominique to explain the lyrics of "back that ass up" by juvenile. in the song he says the words dick bandit, and i was curious as to whether he steals dick, takes dick, or is a bandit that happens to have a dick. nique proceeds to explain how he means that he steals the pussy, just as this old woman passes by. she gives us this horrified look and keeps walking, and everyone at the table is laughing so hard they're crying. afterwards, we head on to cold stone's [like dumbasses, we were already cold, so we decide to get ice cream, right?], and then brandon has to leave.
i figured why not take pics.
then i suggested we go up to the top floor of the parking lot to look at the view. we're on the 5th floor when i get a call from brandon [who's at the bottom of the structure, about to leave] saying he can hear dominique talking with his windows rolled up, from 5 floors down. yea, she's just a little loud.
at the top, i climb up a little bit to take a look at the view. billy hops up and stands on the ledge, and dances, much to all of our horror. paco turns and walks away, while camille is screeching for him to get down. he proceeds to jump around and lean over the edge. nique's cursing and screaming at him and i'm telling him as calmly as i can to get his ass down. finally he climbs down and i punch him before walkign away.
on the way down, he suggests we go to "the really cool parking lot". all of us are skeptical, but agree anyway, out of boredom.
the second we walk in, it's creepy as hell.
after a while we realized there's a guy sitting in his car watching us. real real creepy-like
he gets out of his car and he's wearing an apron. of course the logical conclusion is that he's a chef at the Hyatt, since that was the hotel we were under. but i immediately though, FUCK he's gonna cut me into little pieces and feed me to someone. yes, i watch too much csi. dude in the apron walks over to his other friend in an apron
and billy and i try to be stealthy as we make our escape.
but the place is seriously creepy. we got split up from the others when we jumped off this ledge and when we went back around to meet up with them, they were gone. we knew they were trying to scare us so we snuck around for a while hoping to scare them instead. they hid behind some car and let out a high pitched scream but only scared paco [who was with them] so that was funny.
there's all these freaky ass passageways and i start to seriously feel like i'm in an episode of csi, or the beginning of some cheap as horror film.
there's all these weird ass cages and i'm pretty sure by this point in my paranoia i'm mumblign to myself things liek "that's a great place to keep a body" and "this is a great place to get raped" and "what IS that on the ceiling?!" etc etc.
the ceiling in question.
so we decide to investigate because in a place like this, obviously a crime has been committed.
we photographed the fluids and everyone was shocked to find i don't carry cotton swabs around with me to get a sample, lmao.
we start to hear voices at this point and skateboards. and my first thought of course is creepy secluded parking lot + five faggots + darkness = fuck. but there wa sonly five of them so we figured we could take them. of course i'm highly paranoid, but i have to explore these things mentally before i do anything. suddenyl there's more people on the skateboards. a lot more. like us times 3. i want to hide. everyone thinks i'm being an idiot.
but we hide behind this stretch limo anyway. :-D
and photograph the license plate because it's obviously connected to the crime.
then we started finding the weirdest most random shit ever.
and did i mention creepy?
i swore there were bodies in there.
but we hid behind them when the voices got louder, despite paco's worry that there would be black widows and other poisonous things back there.
billy is amazed at the things he sees behind the fence.
i am disturbed at the things i see behind the fence.
again we hide, because the voices really are getting louder and i really do think there's trouble in the air.
and don't you just love the concerned look billy wears?!
ashes, because they obviously burned the bodies up.
rope to strangle them with.
more ashes [disturbing!]
rugs to transport the bodies in.
yea we were just screwing around then.
i'm inspecting the door handle.
paco is lookign around as if he does not know us.
blood, obviously.
random ovens.
camille appeared and scared the crap out of me.
weird ass patterns on the wall.
by now, i'm positive we're goign to find somethign we're not supposed to. and suddenly i hear paco scream "there's a body in there!!!" from behind one of the ovens and we all run away.
then we go back to find that it's just clothes.
we get outside and there are people with signs. signs that say "it's all about jesus!!", etc. everyone pauses and i can tell by the silence that everyone is just waiting for the "fags go to hell!" sign. luckily we don't see one so we just go for fries.
and that was our csi-like adventure. STARRING:
he doesn't have a specialty because i have no idea what greg's specialty is.
:D!
in general it was an interesting night, full of paranoia and laughter and doign things we knew our mothers would slap us for.
the next night was rocky horror picture show, which was fabulous of course.
you love my outfit.
the colors are weird because i fiddle with this pic for half an hour then jujst gave up.
we danced
we flashed each other.
billy wore my coat and jose was there! i haven't seen his cute self in forever. he's so fabulous.
blurry, but krystelle is holding a whip. {licks lips}
you love my coat. i know.
not as exciting as the first part i'm sure. it was one of those you-had-to-be-there things. {nods}
final part to come soon. ^_^