A Weird Oneshot Of KyuMin?
One day, in a scene from the Super Junior book, written by me, the cranky writer, Kyuhyun is wondering about something that is unusually to fit him.
Kyuhyun: What does a kiss tastes like?
Ryeowook: It tasted like flying. A pair of wet, small, lumpy lips covering yours, and you are out of the world.
Kyuhyun: You’re exaggerating.
Ryeowook: Well, at least that was how I feel when Yesung hyung kissed me.
And the little senior walks away, leaving the curios junior wondering about his own thought, and surprised too. Feeling unsettled, he looks for another prey.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, does a kiss taste like chocolates?
Hankyung: Chocolates? No-no...it’s more like...a sucker cup?
Heechul: Yah~~! Am I sucking you up when we kissed?
Kyuhyun: Err...not you guys too, hyungs?
Heechul: (stares fiercely) What? Don’t tell me you’re still a virgin? And straight? Just choose someone from our members, and learn how to make something more than just a kiss, you game-freak!
Kyuhyun: (annoyed) Who’s the one that was screaming like crazy when he defeated my army, hyung?
Heechul: You~~!
Hankyung: Enuff~~! Don’t poison his mind! And don’t mind him! You got me only for tonight! I’ll be busy tomorrow! Kyuhyun, chow-la!
Kyuhyun: Wo shi tao la! Uff~
Stomping his feet, and thinking about his fail attempt to ask Hankyung, Kyuhyun passes his bedroom and slumped his tall body onto the couch in front of the telly. Savouring the frustrated feelings in his mind, his eyelids feels heavy, and he fall into a deep sleep, just a minute later.
If it was not for Sungmin’s question last night, he would not be like this today; wandering around the house and asking anyone that he met about the taste of a kiss.
“I would love to have a lover who can tell me how a kiss tastes like. She must be accurate and specific about it, and then I’ll think about going out with her.”
There’s two problems when Sungmin spilt that out, one; Kyuhyun is madly in love with him, without Kyuhyun himself ever knowing it (silly him!), and two; they both thinks that they like girls better than boys!
Kyuhyun: Hey writer! Shut up, will ya?
Erk! He can hear me?
Kyuhyun: For sure I can hear you! Gosh, what a disturbing announcement you were making. (blushing)
Ah~! But you didn’t hate it, right? You’re blushing, Kyuhyun-shii...(giggles)
Kyuhyun: Your giggling is the worst. Stop it.
Yeah~I can’t do it as cutely as your Sungmin does.
Kyuhyun: Hey! I’m not in love with him, you idiot!
Yah~! You’re in my story right now, so I’m telling you that you’re in love with him!!
Kyuhyun: That’s not fair!!
There’s no fair play in here, buddy.
Kyuhyun: (thinking) If...if that so, can you...can you make him to fall in love with me, too?
Well then, can I turn to the next page right now? I’m going to search for Sungmin first, then I’ll tell you.
Kyuhyun: Okay. Be careful! Don’t flip so haaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~rd!!! Pabbo~! It’s a disaster if you do it!!
Oh, mianhe. *bows*
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Sungmin: Whoah~what’s that? An earthquake??
No, no, it was me.
Sungmin: Ah, you. The loud secret writer. What’s up?
Nothing much, just wanna tell you that your question last night is bothering that stupid magnae so much right now.
Sungmin: My question? About the kiss? Silly him~!
Whaeyo~?
Sungmin: (blushing) Don’t you ever dare to put a ‘blushing’ in brackets before my dialogue.
I’m not, I swear. *fake smile*
Sungmin: (fooled) And I’m not fooled, so stop putting it in my dialogue! Sheesh~! No wonder Kyuhyun hates you so much!
No he’s not. He’s the one who told me to come to you.
Sungmin: Okay I’m really blushing this time. The question...was actually a hint for him...to...
To?
Sungmin: (rubbing his fingers) You don’t have to write that! My fingers are itchy, that’s why I umfff...!!
Sorry readers, I stuffed his mouth with a cloth. So what I am doing right now, is kidnapping Kyuhyun from the previous page, and flipping on a new blank page, throw both of them on it, and start to narrate my oneshot fic...
Kyuhyun: There’ll better be no yaoi in this oneshot of yours, evil!
No, no. How could I do that when you doesn’t even know what a kiss tastes like? Gah~where did you come from? The stone age?
Sungmin: (giggling cutely) I’m not cute! I’m just giggling!!
Kyuhyun: But it’s cute.
Okay, shall I start my narration here?
Both: No!!
Their eyes are blinking, as nobody knows what to say. Kyuhyun isn’t so sure if Sungmin would like to be his first kiss, but he would love to be Sungmin’s first kiss, well, at the very least, first kiss from a man.
Kyuhyun: So, should we retaliate, or just follow the narration?
Sungmin: I don’t know.
What do you mean you don’t know?? Just do as I make you guys to do!!
Both: Arasso~~! Ah, chinca~
Listening to the writer’s order, they smile sheepishly, and start to look into each other’s eyes.
Kyuhyun: Sungmin-shii, what does a kiss tastes like?
Sungmin: It should taste something like this.
And the older grabs the younger’s shoulder, putting him in his embrace, and kiss him passionately, until Kyuhyun almost lose his breath.
Sungmin: This is how a kiss tastes like, Kyuhyun.
And the kisses continue, until they reach their bedroom in the previous two pages of the book of Super Junior.
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