48th Annual Grammy Awards
Madonna looks weird. Freakishly weird. What's with the corset thing?
I don't like Alicia Keys' dress.
Kelly Clarkson's dress looks like my grandmother's toilet roll cover except in black.
Nicole Kidman needs to ease off the botox.
Chris Martin looks like Moses with that hair. Not that I know what Moses looks like. He looks like what I imagine Moses looks like. Except in black.
Chris Martin should sit behind a piano even when not playing it. That dancing/martial art thing he does is just weird.
John Legend sings. It's ok.
I think this band is called "Sugar Daddy" but I'm not certain. I generally dislike country music. This band's ok as long as I never have to listen to them again.
BONO!!!! I (HEART) HIM!!!
Playing 'Vertigo'.
Adam's wearing a ring. Did he get married?
Playing 'One'.
Some woman just joined them. I think Bono called her Mary. I like her.
I think over 90 different artists have covered this song, including Johnny Cash. I'd love to hear his version.
Larry needs to cut his hair but he's still hot. He's wearing a shirt. Damn.
Matt Dillon and Ludacris are talking about Bowie. We don't actually get to see Bowie, or hear him. Bowie is a huge fan of Franz Ferdinand. He's cool.
Didn't know Dillon was nominated for an Oscar.
Best Rap award goes to Kanye West. Why is he wearing those gloves? He thanked U2 for taking him on tour...I still don't like him.
Footballer.
Is a little girl playing the piano with Kelly Clarkson (who is wearing another ridiculous dress)?
Gwen Steffani looks really pregnant, is wearing a stupid dress and has a terrible speaking voice.
U2 WINS!!! Tony Bennet stands and claps.
I think Bono's a bit drunk because his speach doesn't make much sense (circus metaphor doesn't really work). The Edge's speach is better.
Heh. Ellen's funny.
Macca! My uncle has a plan for how we can get The Beatles back together: kill Paul and Ringo.
Sir Paul seems to have the same band as he did for the 'Live from Red Square Concert.'
Dave Grohl got his hair cut. Looks bad.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's hair is...bad. And she is way too tanned.
I hate Mariah's dress. And her hair extensions? A lot too much in my opinion.
Is her mic covered in diamonds or just glitter?
Michael Buble is normally a lot better dressed. Quite frankly, I'm disappointed.
I can see Teri Hatcher's underwear. I don't want to.
Kelly Clarkson shouldn't be allowed to talk. She just rambles.
I don't like Jenna Elfman's dress.
Where the hell is the remote for the fan? Am I going to have to get up? I'm going to have to get up.
Is there a reason why Keith Urban needs to be on a funny podium thingy?
Faith Hill is wearing shiny pants and is playing the guitar.
Nice speach Linkin Park guy.
Don't like Joss Stone's dress.
Adam Levine has grown his hair. Looks good.
Steve Tyler looks BAD!
LL Cool J-saw him on 'House' on Wednesday.
Jay-Z and Linkin Park performing. Jay-Z is wearing a t-shirt with John Lennon on it.
Macca is now singing 'Yesterday' with them.
Irony.
Tom Hanks. Talking about folk music.
Bruce Springsteen. Singing 'Devils and Dust.' I like this song.
U2 wins again!
They begin playing Mariah's song. Funny.
Jamie Foxx and Kanye West in band uniforms: not cool.
Green Day wins. I'm pretty sure they won the same award for the same album last year.
I like Christina Ag-ok I'm not going to try and spell it-'s dress. Well, it's better than all the other's I've seen. But she's too tanned. Actually, I changed my mind. I don't like her dress.
John Legend wins best new artist but I wanted Keane to win.
Mum just told me to turn the TV off because she wants to sleep so that's the end of that.