mystery of the ages
i'm trying to solve one of the most elusive and baffling mysteries of the galaxy...the paradox of the hot pocket
try as i might, i cannot seem to solve the dreaded hotpocket mystery. the inkructions say to heat them mofos for like 3 minutes, but when i do, it's all burnt up on the outside, but froze up in the milluh. so.....as any red blooded american male would do, i figured what does a 'lil good can prolly do a lot mo good if done longer. so i have tried to heat my hotpockets for longer than the instructed three minutes, but this is where things get mysterious. it seems that the longer i heat them shiats, the colder they are on the inside. whaaa?!?! i've even tried nukin 'em without the little paper sleeve thingy, but nothing works!!!! aarrghhh!! i just don't get it.
o well
sleepy time
try as i might, i cannot seem to solve the dreaded hotpocket mystery. the inkructions say to heat them mofos for like 3 minutes, but when i do, it's all burnt up on the outside, but froze up in the milluh. so.....as any red blooded american male would do, i figured what does a 'lil good can prolly do a lot mo good if done longer. so i have tried to heat my hotpockets for longer than the instructed three minutes, but this is where things get mysterious. it seems that the longer i heat them shiats, the colder they are on the inside. whaaa?!?! i've even tried nukin 'em without the little paper sleeve thingy, but nothing works!!!! aarrghhh!! i just don't get it.
o well
sleepy time