Bored. Took a survey.
Abortion?:Eat the feti. It's recycling. Death Penalty?:LET'S GET CREATIVE! Prostitution?:More the merrier! Alcohol?:Bottoms up. Marijuana?:MY HEAD IS LIKE COATHANGERS. Other drugs?:Uh, shoot it up if you got it? Gay marriage?:If they want to fuck eachother in the ass till death do they part, the let 'em. Hell, YOU fuck the entire american populace in the ass and you don't see us oulawing it. Illegal immigrants?:Wetbacks make gooooood labor, they do. Good stew too. 'Specially the thighs. Smoking?:Real men get cancer and LIKE IT. Drunk driving?:It's like driving... with a twist! Cloning?:Haven't you ever read calvin and hobbes? Racism?:Dirty fuckin' moon crickets. Premarital sex?:Often as possible. Religion?:It's in the bible, really! You know... that part where jesus has sex with everyone. The war in Iraq?:Two words: Radioactive fucking glass. It'll be like one big mirror! Bush?:Trimmed is nice, shaved is better. Downloading music?:Doing so. The legal drinking age?:Eliminate it. Ever seen a drunk seven year old try to play tag? Porn?:Never can have enough. Suicide?:DOWN THE ROAD, NOT ACROSS THE STREET YOU PSEUDO-ANGSTY FUCKWITS.
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