I do prefer to keep my lesions private, yes.

Mar 06, 2007 00:13

Hey None -

Have you seen the new movie "Wicker Man" yet? All of the country is
abuzz about Witchcraft - the power to cast effective spells that
make your wildest dreams come true! Love, power, money, revenge...
it's all finally yours... *IF* you know the secret spells, that is!

I'm writing you today to invite you to my special one-time event - a
free 7-day private lessions Online Course that is causing hot
streams of excitement among magick apprentices all over... you'll
see why:

http://zemokyjy.olpink.info/cowc/WcqgZ7ugWdeOnUU

Visit my site... and from now on, each day for the next 7 days, you'll
get (at the privacy of your own e-mail address)... new, devastatingly
powerful witchcraft secrets taught to you at no charge!

In fact, if you sign up among the first 500 people, three (3) Old
Witchcraft Spell Samples That You Can Use Right-Away, will be
yours immediately at no charge (yes it's ALL free):

http://zemokyjy.olpink.info/cowc/WcqgZ7ugWdeOnUU

[Please note that my event is of temporary nature; please don't
delay your decision to receive your complimentary 7-day private
lessons in wtchcraft.]

You Be Blessed
With Powers of Magick,

Bob Andrews
[Currently near Ciaro, Egypt]

* I'm almost positive I've never gotten magic spam before.

* Is the country, in fact, abuzz about Witchcraft at the moment? I mean, my mother and her friends possibly are, but when I was a small child my mother used to warn me to watch out for the Satanist Kidnappers with a frequency and matter-of-fact tone that most parents reserve for heavy traffic or strange dogs.

* I could probably use the three Old Witchcraft samples, come to think on it, although "Old Witchcraft" sounds like either a good beer or a really crappy perfume.

* "Hot streams of excitement". Lord, that is a pleasing phrase.

* Ignoring the misspelling for a moment, I like that it's so specific that Bob is currently near Cairo. It suggests that he's a young warlock educator on the go, not one of your moss-gathering thaumaturgical mentors of old, nossir. If I lived in a truly good universe, I could expect daily updates on Bob's progress from here on out. From Thbees to Alexnadria, down the Zeus and beoynd.
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