Benben

Sep 14, 2004 21:32

I brought a kite in on Monday and try to fly it during lunch, but it was not good weather. Also, it crashed and I tore it a little, but I can fix it, Benben. Then, as I was expecting it since it broke, Gleason came out and asked what I was doing. He went on to say that, Benben, had I asked him beforehand I would probably be allowed to fly the kite, but since I didn't ask I cannot. He added, "what if everyone decided to fly a kite at the same time?" There would be chaos. I thought it was funny, Benben. It would be even funnier if I did it in the nude because then everyone would say, "Why? Why is he doing that and who will stop him?"

Today I brought in two inflattable pool mats, Benben. I asked Gleason if I could use it and he said no. One was already filled up and he came in and saw me deflating it, and exclaimed, "Are you kidding me," and then he shot me in the leg! And I cried out, "Holy shit!" and he aggreed. What ensued was a fire fight the likes of which no one has ever seen. He may have confescated my mat, but I've got his leg. Not that he needs it. He's a robot! That's right. He is robotic Gleason. And, currently, robotic Gleason is laying on my pool mat because, calling in his vote for Ant.

Vote Todd Glass. 1866-3866-994
Previous post Next post
Up