Spiders and Roses
I've just finished Anansi Boys, and now my bedroom seems to have become a haven for spiders. Including the biggest spider I've seen in Britain. It has hairy mandibles and everything. It didn't like my attempts to put it out the window, so I sprayed it with Csuk!Men in a pre-emptive attack. Csuk!Men seems to be a sort of lightweight version of Fcuk!Men - in more ways than one - and is a deodrant that doubles as an insect repellent.
Meanwhile, our yellow roses are turning pink, tinged with colour, like a spring sunset. Or like they've been dipped in beetroot...
Meanwhile, our yellow roses are turning pink, tinged with colour, like a spring sunset. Or like they've been dipped in beetroot...