(no subject)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure why not.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good for me.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Oh yeah.
5. How often? Lately?
Once a day at least.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I do it pro bono.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes and yes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love my buddies.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Being tied up, spanking and finger tip massages.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
There is no line, haha.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Our bed? I don't know.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
An Army base we weren't supposed to be on. On the editing table of my college's newspaper office.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh yeah.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, just hit on.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Whatever I want it to be.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. I paid for the movie, I'm watching the damn movie.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
n/a
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. I don't see how this is really possible.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Many many times.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yup.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I consider it half-sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie style.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Straight up intercourse.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, but I've thought about it.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoevs.