ONLY FOR TRUE RIOT GRRRLS

Jul 01, 2003 22:13

GC stationary, lunch boxes, air freshoners...

Whats next you ask?

Well in the making are Good Charlotte dildos. YES you heard it....each device will have its own member printed directly on it so every teen girl across america can masturbate to whatever member they love best. There will be the J-Money (aka Joel fo'shizzle Madden) dildo for ghetto girls. The Benji Kid Vicious dildo for the hardcore punk girls. A Lil Billy dildo for the shy animal loving girls. AND a St. Paul dildo for all the sweet good girls out there who wanna be bad. And the Chris dildo for all those new girls trying to fit in. When each is turned on, riot girl plays.

DONT FORGET...the CashDog dildo for doing it doggy style

They will be expected to be out on the market shortly.

HMMMM I can't wait to get my St.Paul one.
*drools*
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