I have the answers to all your questions!linzalitoDecember 16 2004, 04:58:41 UTC
1. It comes out in the shower, we can't help it. Believe me, if I could change it, I would. 2. Sunkist has sugar. That is why they make DIET Sunkist. If there wasn't sugar in Sunkist, they wouldn't need a diet version. Otherwise, it would be "Sunkist: The Sugarless Softdrink". 3. So we can seem like we're sophisticated. But as we all know, no one in Alabama (including myself) is sophisticated. It's the location; we can't help it. 4. They begin to lose their shape, and the shape of the contact helps form the image that is reflected onto your retina. Duh. 5. It isn't, and people who say it is are lazy. It is, however, unusual. 6. Maybe ironing my clothes for me? Thinking of a fun surprise for me? Baking a cake for me? Cleaning my room? Pondering my fabulousness? The list is endless... 7. GOOD NEWS! You didn't. It doesn't really start until college. Once you get your driver's license, that helps jumpstart it, but it doesn't kick in until Mom and Dad aren't around. 8. Ever eaten at Taco Casa? That's where all the dead bodies go... "May I have a beef soft taco, please?" 9. Dirty, interesting, rude, romantic, and loud all at the same time. 10. Duh, God did. Haven't we gone over this before? "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth" (Gen. 1:1). It's like the first thing you learn in Sunday school, excuse me, RBF. 11. I'm thinking, not so much, because have you ever seen a woodchuck? They're pretty small. 12. Throw it. 13. Why does it matter what you're best at? Develop all of the skills and talents you've been blessed with, and use each one at every opportunity. (But don't be a show off) 14. Hello! We can't celebrate the birth of Christ all the time! That's ridiculous! That's like trying to honor God in EVERYTHING that we do!! How pointless would that be? 15. To exert power over people who have no other choice. 16. Colleges are the only ones who care about your high school grades. If you go to grad school, they'll care about your college grades, and your first job might (MIGHT) care, but other than that, once you're established in the real world, no one gives a crap. 17. Ben, are you an American, or an American't? Of course you'd still be an American! You'd still get made fun of for being American, so you'd still have to claim it. Now, having a job is a different story... Just don't tell them you're from Alabama. Try New York. 18. I would, but I'm just $2,492 short of completely funding your trip... sorry! 19. What's your stance on gay marriage?
2. Sunkist has sugar. That is why they make DIET Sunkist. If there wasn't sugar in Sunkist, they wouldn't need a diet version. Otherwise, it would be "Sunkist: The Sugarless Softdrink".
3. So we can seem like we're sophisticated. But as we all know, no one in Alabama (including myself) is sophisticated. It's the location; we can't help it.
4. They begin to lose their shape, and the shape of the contact helps form the image that is reflected onto your retina. Duh.
5. It isn't, and people who say it is are lazy. It is, however, unusual.
6. Maybe ironing my clothes for me? Thinking of a fun surprise for me? Baking a cake for me? Cleaning my room? Pondering my fabulousness? The list is endless...
7. GOOD NEWS! You didn't. It doesn't really start until college. Once you get your driver's license, that helps jumpstart it, but it doesn't kick in until Mom and Dad aren't around.
8. Ever eaten at Taco Casa? That's where all the dead bodies go... "May I have a beef soft taco, please?"
9. Dirty, interesting, rude, romantic, and loud all at the same time.
10. Duh, God did. Haven't we gone over this before? "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth" (Gen. 1:1). It's like the first thing you learn in Sunday school, excuse me, RBF.
11. I'm thinking, not so much, because have you ever seen a woodchuck? They're pretty small.
12. Throw it.
13. Why does it matter what you're best at? Develop all of the skills and talents you've been blessed with, and use each one at every opportunity. (But don't be a show off)
14. Hello! We can't celebrate the birth of Christ all the time! That's ridiculous! That's like trying to honor God in EVERYTHING that we do!! How pointless would that be?
15. To exert power over people who have no other choice.
16. Colleges are the only ones who care about your high school grades. If you go to grad school, they'll care about your college grades, and your first job might (MIGHT) care, but other than that, once you're established in the real world, no one gives a crap.
17. Ben, are you an American, or an American't? Of course you'd still be an American! You'd still get made fun of for being American, so you'd still have to claim it. Now, having a job is a different story... Just don't tell them you're from Alabama. Try New York.
18. I would, but I'm just $2,492 short of completely funding your trip... sorry!
19. What's your stance on gay marriage?
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