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[benjaminarwhal]

God:

Me:

God:

Me:

God:

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
my name is ben
God:
What's up, ben.
Me:
not much god, i'm pretty sleepy. how are you?
God:
Me either. I am doing very well. How are you ben ?
Me:
i'm good
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
i'm feeling good
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
great?
God:
I'm glad you liked it ben.
Me:
yeah me too
God:
It goes without saying. I'm glad we agree, ben.
Me:
no definitely
God:
Are you serious? What makes you so certain.
Me:
well i thought you said we were in agreeance on this?
God:
Interesting. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
yeah.. we are
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, ben. Since when?
Me:
a few minutes i think?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
it would for sure be a glass eating, fire breathing, explosion robot
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
it would be 20 feet tall and have millions of different phrases that it would shout through a loudspeaker mouth all in the tone of Jack Lemmon
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
that thing would slay the bitches
God:
" Why do you want it?" thing would slay the bitches ? Does that make sense?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.