TORONTO ONTARIO BEN O'BRIEN: EXPERIENCING THE AURA OF MINOR CANADIAN CELEBERITIES
WOW! THIS WEEK WAS ACTION PACKED. ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT I DID SOUND AT A BAR HERE IN TORONTO CALLED "CLINTON'S". NICE PLACE, COOL DISCO BALL. ANYWAYS I SAW THESE TWO GUYS THERE:
THIS GUY WAS IN POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS. BACK IN THE DAY I USED TO WATCH THAT AND LEARN ABOUT SHARKS AND ELECTRICITY'S MAGICAL POWERS.
AND THAN THIS GUY. WHO I MOSTLY REMEMBER FROM CBC'S "INFOMATRIX". IT WAS A JOURNALISM SHOW.
BUT THAN, AFTER THAT. TODAY I WENT TO THE "ROGUE" WHICH IS THE LOCAL HAUNT OF THE SCHOOL I GO TO. IT'S A NICE PLACE, CHEAP BEERS. AND ANYWAYS. WE PLAYED SOME POOL AND DRANK SOME BEERS AND WENT FOR A SMOKE AND LOW AND BEHOLD I SAW THESE TWO:
THEY WERE HAVING A SMOKE. I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM. I MOSTLY WANTED TO SAY "YO, 'HEADS UP!' RULED MAN" BUT I HELD BACK. I DRANK. AND I QUIETLY PLANNED OUT THERE DEMISE.
HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL.
LOVE YOU.