Mar 09, 2009 15:15
the other day i was performing my performing art, pantomiming at the corner of cambie & west pender street hoping an asian fellow may drop me a buck-------- & could you beleive it a traffic accident!
cellular phones, edible sweets, hot dogs, sipping of coffee, smoking of fags all, i beleive, contribute to these life-threatening collisions.
a woman was de-capitated....removal of her head, decapitated by a freight-vehicle right before my black star painted eyes.
after witenessing this murder i solemnly swore to contact a private official of the motor-vehicle & roadways comittiee.