Funny thing happened today at work...
So I was in the kitchen preparing some food when one of the waitresses grabbed me and held a knife to me.
June: Come on, Ben. We have to sing 'Happy Birthday'.
Me: But I'm not in work clothes.
June: Just come anyway.
Me: Oh alright.
So as we're heading to the table with our candlelit chocolate cake we start singing.
All of the waitresses, and me: Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday dear...
[2 second pause]
Me: Oh my god, we don't know her name!
At that point everyone started laughing.
*sigh* It's times like these I wish I just spoke Cantonese.
June: Come on, Ben. We have to sing 'Happy Birthday'.
Me: But I'm not in work clothes.
June: Just come anyway.
Me: Oh alright.
So as we're heading to the table with our candlelit chocolate cake we start singing.
All of the waitresses, and me: Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday dear...
[2 second pause]
Me: Oh my god, we don't know her name!
At that point everyone started laughing.
*sigh* It's times like these I wish I just spoke Cantonese.