Tonight
Rich is coming over tonight to make fun of me. I got ambien-drunk last night (I have been having the worst time sleeping so I end up taking it at like 9 and then waking up at 10 in the morning. I don't think that's very healthy) and messaged him after a barrage of messages sorting out tonight to say he was the Wart from Sword in the Stone which is why I must think he is so awesome. I am funny when ambien-drunk.
I think the next time I make altsoc compilations for everyone I will take pictures of them and put them next to the Disney characters they remind me of. It could be funny.
So yes, because Rich is by far the best and funniest person to make fun of me he is making a special trip to my house tonight to drink a bit and watch Arrested Development and make fun of me for being alone. He does it very well. I am not insulted, only amused. It's hard to explain. But he knows so he's helping in his own way. I am amused. And John and Ebba and maybe a few others will come over later so it won't get weird.
I wonder why I like Rich so much. I mean...I love him. Like, I love him. I am seriously emotionally invested in his well-being. He is just the nicest and meanest person ever. He is like Dan in that way, but Dan usually stops with me. I guess I like the abuse. Maybe if he looked older I would crush on him, as I've discussed a bunch of times, but really. There is none of that. I love him and I want to marry him but I can't imagine doing anything about it. It just kind of grosses me out. Maybe he reminds me of my brother. Or what my brother might have been if we hadn't hated each other as kids. And he looks exactly like the Wart. It is hilarious.
I guess I feel protective because he is having problems with his girlfriend. It reminds me of my own problems when I was younger and I just want to help. Oh helping. Weighed down so you can move forwards. It is who I am. My horoscope said I needed to help someone who was at the breaking point tonight. I would say that was him but my horoscope also said "Prepare for romance" on Monday. Fucking horoscope. I don't believe in it but I wanted it to be true anyway.
So yes, that makes tonight seem okay. It should be alright. I need to buy tights to wear to serve food tomorrow. Boring, huh? It should suck.
Oooh what a way cut lengthwise.
I think the next time I make altsoc compilations for everyone I will take pictures of them and put them next to the Disney characters they remind me of. It could be funny.
So yes, because Rich is by far the best and funniest person to make fun of me he is making a special trip to my house tonight to drink a bit and watch Arrested Development and make fun of me for being alone. He does it very well. I am not insulted, only amused. It's hard to explain. But he knows so he's helping in his own way. I am amused. And John and Ebba and maybe a few others will come over later so it won't get weird.
I wonder why I like Rich so much. I mean...I love him. Like, I love him. I am seriously emotionally invested in his well-being. He is just the nicest and meanest person ever. He is like Dan in that way, but Dan usually stops with me. I guess I like the abuse. Maybe if he looked older I would crush on him, as I've discussed a bunch of times, but really. There is none of that. I love him and I want to marry him but I can't imagine doing anything about it. It just kind of grosses me out. Maybe he reminds me of my brother. Or what my brother might have been if we hadn't hated each other as kids. And he looks exactly like the Wart. It is hilarious.
I guess I feel protective because he is having problems with his girlfriend. It reminds me of my own problems when I was younger and I just want to help. Oh helping. Weighed down so you can move forwards. It is who I am. My horoscope said I needed to help someone who was at the breaking point tonight. I would say that was him but my horoscope also said "Prepare for romance" on Monday. Fucking horoscope. I don't believe in it but I wanted it to be true anyway.
So yes, that makes tonight seem okay. It should be alright. I need to buy tights to wear to serve food tomorrow. Boring, huh? It should suck.
Oooh what a way cut lengthwise.