Smoking
Yes those little white things called cigarettes people like to suck smoke off of so much.
Ok now before anyone attacks me or joins in a lynch mob against smokers let me save you some time. Don't bother. I used to smoke. I didn't quit because I didn't like it, I quit because I love my son too much to end up with cancer from it and have him wonder why his father killed himself just because he enjoyed cigarettes, wondering why someone would put that type of joy before his child. I don't want that.
As a matter of fact, the more expensive brands like Marlboro I actually enjoy the smell of. Don't sit there and try to tell me there isn't a difference because there is. They all taste and smell different.
And while I'm talking about this I've actually been known to find a woman smoking attractive. It's a rare thing but sometimes it's extremely sexy. Maybe it's because I saw a porno once where a woman smoked a cigarette with her pussy and now whenever I see it I'm reminded of that scene in my subconcious, I don't know.
Now that I've expressed how I feel about it let me tell you what I really hate about people who smoke. The majority of the smokers out there, at least the ones I've come in contact with, don't smell of it and if they do it's only a small snippet of scent that wears away almost as soon as you smell it. Their cars are clean and don't smell of it, thier houses are clean and don't smell of it, they simply enjoy smoking.
That leaves us with the other. The select few scum who seem to smell of cigarettes so badly taht the air hangs thick with thier scent. The kind of smell that you can taste. The kind that burns your nose and eyes and instantly makes you sick. Like what it must feel like to be an ashtray that hasn't been emptied for about 5 years. That kind of smell.
And as if they aren't bad enough their cars are. You get inside and it smells so bad that you get an instant migraine that's so bad you can feel your toes curling with agony. And if the smell isn't enough to get to you then the car itself will. Cigarette butts and ashes thrown everywhere like they were outside. The windows on the inside have a permenant film on them that's so thick you can't scrape it off with a razor blade and even if you could all you have to do is turn on the defroster and ashes come blowing out of the dash.
And most you'd think would be done there but not quite my friends. Then you get the really choice ones who live in something that resembles an ashtray. These are the people who's walls are yellow and they started out bright white. The kind of people who have soda cans, beer cans, beer bottles, anything they can find just full of cigarette butts because we all know how hard it is to dump that nasty shit in the garbage or heaven forbid down the fuckin toilet. My friends... these are the kind of no self respect having cocksuckers who if you go to take a shower in thier bathroom and leave it running long enough to put steam in the air you will soon see the nicotine running down the walls and feel it dripping on your head.
How the fuck can someone live like that? As I said I know many people who smoke and if you didn't already know it you'd never be able to tell. I mean what the fuck, do they never shower? Do they lock themselves in one small windowless room all day and to nothing but smoke while their clothing sits in a large ashtray full of used cigarette butts? Do they fill a tub partially with water, pour a months worth of butts in it and let that simmer for a few days before they strip naked and climb into it so they can soak for a month?
I'm sorry I know that's kind of disgusting but some of the people I get to deal with smell like they do exactly that.
Aaah it feels good to get that off my chest. Back to listening to some Crossfade.
Ok now before anyone attacks me or joins in a lynch mob against smokers let me save you some time. Don't bother. I used to smoke. I didn't quit because I didn't like it, I quit because I love my son too much to end up with cancer from it and have him wonder why his father killed himself just because he enjoyed cigarettes, wondering why someone would put that type of joy before his child. I don't want that.
As a matter of fact, the more expensive brands like Marlboro I actually enjoy the smell of. Don't sit there and try to tell me there isn't a difference because there is. They all taste and smell different.
And while I'm talking about this I've actually been known to find a woman smoking attractive. It's a rare thing but sometimes it's extremely sexy. Maybe it's because I saw a porno once where a woman smoked a cigarette with her pussy and now whenever I see it I'm reminded of that scene in my subconcious, I don't know.
Now that I've expressed how I feel about it let me tell you what I really hate about people who smoke. The majority of the smokers out there, at least the ones I've come in contact with, don't smell of it and if they do it's only a small snippet of scent that wears away almost as soon as you smell it. Their cars are clean and don't smell of it, thier houses are clean and don't smell of it, they simply enjoy smoking.
That leaves us with the other. The select few scum who seem to smell of cigarettes so badly taht the air hangs thick with thier scent. The kind of smell that you can taste. The kind that burns your nose and eyes and instantly makes you sick. Like what it must feel like to be an ashtray that hasn't been emptied for about 5 years. That kind of smell.
And as if they aren't bad enough their cars are. You get inside and it smells so bad that you get an instant migraine that's so bad you can feel your toes curling with agony. And if the smell isn't enough to get to you then the car itself will. Cigarette butts and ashes thrown everywhere like they were outside. The windows on the inside have a permenant film on them that's so thick you can't scrape it off with a razor blade and even if you could all you have to do is turn on the defroster and ashes come blowing out of the dash.
And most you'd think would be done there but not quite my friends. Then you get the really choice ones who live in something that resembles an ashtray. These are the people who's walls are yellow and they started out bright white. The kind of people who have soda cans, beer cans, beer bottles, anything they can find just full of cigarette butts because we all know how hard it is to dump that nasty shit in the garbage or heaven forbid down the fuckin toilet. My friends... these are the kind of no self respect having cocksuckers who if you go to take a shower in thier bathroom and leave it running long enough to put steam in the air you will soon see the nicotine running down the walls and feel it dripping on your head.
How the fuck can someone live like that? As I said I know many people who smoke and if you didn't already know it you'd never be able to tell. I mean what the fuck, do they never shower? Do they lock themselves in one small windowless room all day and to nothing but smoke while their clothing sits in a large ashtray full of used cigarette butts? Do they fill a tub partially with water, pour a months worth of butts in it and let that simmer for a few days before they strip naked and climb into it so they can soak for a month?
I'm sorry I know that's kind of disgusting but some of the people I get to deal with smell like they do exactly that.
Aaah it feels good to get that off my chest. Back to listening to some Crossfade.