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Apr 21, 2008 16:27

mine are going to be really easy.

1. You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

2. Put. That coffee. Down. [pause] Coffee's for closers only.

3. I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it. I'm building it anyway.

4. Well then, I just HATE you and i hate your... ass... FACE!

5. My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?

6. That's a HARD 8, old timer.

7. If Denise was here right now, what would you say?
I'd say, "Help... a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police."

8. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys.

9. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?

10. Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
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