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[benhaus]

Our bathroom has the best selection of magazines, EVER.

Reader's Digest.
The New Yorker.
MacWorld.
US Bowler.
Pro Cycling.
National Sunday Law.

Comments

[idea_boy]

It helps take your mind off the low lighting and the smell. Or so I hear.

[supreme_nothing]

I have MacAddict, Giant Robot, Juxtapoz, and Men's Journal in mine..... I'd most likely read US Bowler if I was visiting your bathroom, I think. Then again, the "word power" feature in Reader's Digest is pretty cool....

[beckflower]

I did the facial emotions quiz in your Reader's Digest this morning and got all of them. Then I practiced my range of facial emotions in your mirror and I flunked miserably.

[benhaus]

hah. I did that quize too. the only thing i got was narrowing my eyebrows."Give me the wantons.."

[beckflower]

"Give me those damn wontons bitch before i cap your ass." I think those were your exact words, at least that's what your eyebrows said. :P

The Bunny Ranch

[anonymous]

Hey Ben

Remember that time when you were twelve and you had to have that physical? Your mom dropped you off with a Highlites magazine and some trail mix, and told you to do a good job...but when they told you you had to pee in the cup, you couldn't? And so you thought it would be a good idea to just take a little pee out of all the other pee cups in the cabinet? But you were clumsy and ended up spilling all the pee cups on yourself? Oh my god, what were you thinking? How did you think you were going to explain this to everyone? So when the nurse heard the crash and knocked on the door to make sure you were all right, you had to open the door, covered in the urine of sick strangers! Unbelievable! And you started to cry in the waiting room, because you were wet and cold and afraid of what your mom would say...

Oh, that wasa riot.

And then you got diahrreah.