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i have a very strange collection. no, it's not an assortment of dildos. nor is it a cache of pastries that resemble religious icons. it, my friends, is an illegal collection of:
airline safety instruction cards.
you know, those cards that are in front of you while you're on a flight. the ones behind the air mall magazine.
the cards that show calm-faced people nonchalantly exiting an airliner in a water lanfing.
i have five, so far. six, if you count one repeat.
i've flown far more than six times. however, stealing them isn't easy or legal.
i currently possess one of each of the following:
america west airlines - airbus a320
u.s. airways - airbus a320
u.s. airways - airbus a319
u.s. airways - boeing 757
southwest airlines - boeing 737
i feel badly for the person who sits the seat after me. if the plane were crashing, they wouldn't know what to do. they'd be sans the proper literature.
go me.
are you all still following me?
behn
airline safety instruction cards.
you know, those cards that are in front of you while you're on a flight. the ones behind the air mall magazine.
the cards that show calm-faced people nonchalantly exiting an airliner in a water lanfing.
i have five, so far. six, if you count one repeat.
i've flown far more than six times. however, stealing them isn't easy or legal.
i currently possess one of each of the following:
america west airlines - airbus a320
u.s. airways - airbus a320
u.s. airways - airbus a319
u.s. airways - boeing 757
southwest airlines - boeing 737
i feel badly for the person who sits the seat after me. if the plane were crashing, they wouldn't know what to do. they'd be sans the proper literature.
go me.
are you all still following me?
behn