Damn genocide!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I pushed rubricity in the mud (-17 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, justytylor (-5000 points). Last Thursday I stole einstein9073's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5034 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
benevola