Got some stuff for you to read, if you need a distraction. Different levels of scary. Observe~
VERY SCARY Re: Scary shit in caves. A website media based on a book by the same creator (author?). Suspend your disbelief while you read, this is very well done. Also file under MAKE-BELIEVE SCARY but God help you if you read this at night.
REAL-LIFE SCARY Re: Scary shit in North Korea. This dude has giant fucking balls of steel. Also file under EDUCATIONAL SCARY but that still means it's REALLY fucking scary.
FUNNY SCARY Re: Fucking Twilight meets Mystery Science Theater, at least for the later books. For the first one, Cleo does some in-depth psychological shit to explain why those of the vaginal possession seem to think these word-wharrrgarbls are some kind of literary masterpiece, so, that's interesting. The later ones are pure laugh-out-loud hilarious, though.