You Know It's Finals Week When...
- Boxed and packaged foods are necessary for survival.
- You have a dream about walking through a "Little Mexico" store in your winter coat when you realize that your IR professor from 2 semesters ago was just a victim on Law & Order and you hold the key to solve the murder.
- You consider running up and down the stairs to your 8th floor dorm room- just for some fun and/or exercise.
- Grocery shopping and church are the highlights of your weekend.
- Time and space appear to have merged into one vast continuum and you find yourself asking friends, roommates, dining hall workers, and/or security guards what day it is and where you are.
- This happens.
- When going to study, the two things you forget are your key and ID. But then you think to yourself "it's ok because I'm gonna stay in the lounge forever anyway." But then your brain wakes up and you realize that the security guard booth changed, and you have to swipe back in after dinner.
- You find yourself with chicken in your hair and a crumb in your eye. Sometimes, you even miss your mouth when eating a cookie.
- You say things like "Have you ever drunk like a cat? It's fun!"
- You hear things like "Have you ever drunk like a cat? It's fun!" and think that they are hysterically funny. You may even cackle in a public arena.
- You do "good" in English.