Treating kleptomania in *rehab*? Also *giving* a person *drugs* IN REHAB? Putting aside the fact that Kleptomania doesn't get treated like that (there isn't actually a way we know how to cure Kleptomania, the best you can do is find a way to manage it and you wouldn't be learning to manage it in a fucking 12-step program) you would not be giving drugs to a person in *rehab* (especially not for kleptomania) at least not the sort of rehab they were presenting on the show.
That being said woot for the Eliot/Alec vibe. I LOVE YOU GUYS. *glee*
DW reference FTW! He's also used Tom Baker as an alias later on as well. ILU SHOW.