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Dear flist, where are you hiding the unicorn Merlin fic I ask you? In a show with dragons and griffins and gay ust coming out of the wazoo there is no unicorn fic?
I am disappointed in you fandom.
Here have a thing that would be a start of a fic if I wrote Merlin fic which I will never ever do.
“Morgana come tell Arthur he's prettier than me” He called to the passing girl.
Morgana arched an eyebrow and looked between the two of them, “Well... I've always been fond of a ta-” she hesitated and eyed Merlin, “Gangly, dark and pretty myself.” She finished with what was most likely supposed to be a serene expression but was rather ruined by the corners of her mouth twitching.
He didn't feel it wise to be glaring at people who could get you thrown in the dungeon so he settled instead on a mildly displeased look in her direction. Morgana was unperturbed.
Arthur on the other hand was beaming as he shoved the bundle of clothing into his hands, “There that settles it, you get to be the woman this time.”
Merlin sighed and eyed the clothing with a look of distaste, “Fine but if another bloody nobleman, dragon, fairy tries to come onto me-”
Arthur slung his arm around his shoulders and steered him towards the changing screen, “Then I shall defend your honor to the highest degree m'lady.”
He rolled his eyes as he stepped behind the screen. It was going to be a long quest.
I am disappointed in you fandom.
Here have a thing that would be a start of a fic if I wrote Merlin fic which I will never ever do.
“Morgana come tell Arthur he's prettier than me” He called to the passing girl.
Morgana arched an eyebrow and looked between the two of them, “Well... I've always been fond of a ta-” she hesitated and eyed Merlin, “Gangly, dark and pretty myself.” She finished with what was most likely supposed to be a serene expression but was rather ruined by the corners of her mouth twitching.
He didn't feel it wise to be glaring at people who could get you thrown in the dungeon so he settled instead on a mildly displeased look in her direction. Morgana was unperturbed.
Arthur on the other hand was beaming as he shoved the bundle of clothing into his hands, “There that settles it, you get to be the woman this time.”
Merlin sighed and eyed the clothing with a look of distaste, “Fine but if another bloody nobleman, dragon, fairy tries to come onto me-”
Arthur slung his arm around his shoulders and steered him towards the changing screen, “Then I shall defend your honor to the highest degree m'lady.”
He rolled his eyes as he stepped behind the screen. It was going to be a long quest.