Ares, dead?

[bendtomywill]

Well it's come to my attention that my idol, my hero, the only God I really liked, the one who gave me baby senses..is dead! Gone, dead. Kaput

Comments

[samriprosecutor]

I don't think it works quite that way.

[bendtomywill]

Says who?

[samriprosecutor]

I don't believe you can declare yourself a hod over humans. I think it's the other way aroind. Or pethaps yoy should be speaking to the other gods first. Maybe they would need to elect you.

[bendtomywill]

I don't really think it's a democratic process. Quiet, I think I was second in line to Ares's greatness. I should get the job.

I'm a God now! Wear a funny hat!

[samriprosecutor]

I dont want to. Do you have any idea how long it tajres me yo get my hair like this?

[bendtomywill]

Probably too long to really call yourself a man.

[samriprosecutor]

A real man should tajke prid in his appearance.

[bendtomywill]

Let me know if you see one of those, 'real men' I hear they die quite nicely.

[samriprosecutor]

You're quite rude, you know. Not as bad as the cabby thes evening, but still rude.

[bendtomywill]

And I'd mistake you for a woman. I think that makes us even somehow.

I think I'd almost feel bad killing you.

[samriprosecutor]

If you'd mistake me for a woman, you should really have tour eyes checked.

...You're supposed to get them checked every year, you know.

Well I shoukd hope so. Killing id a horrible crime.

[bendtomywill]

The key word was almost. I would gladly kill you given the opportunity.

If I can see enough to blast orphans too stories above me, I can see just fine.

[samriprosecutor]

Ah yes. You were the one who tried to fool Larry. Not that it's difficult to fool Larry.

[bendtomywill]

I don't think I've met a Larry, it's so hard to tell, I see a lot of faces.

[samriprosecutor]

Spiked hair, oarge jacket. Strange...block things on his shirt. You yried to get him to steal orhans.

[bendtomywill]

Oh! Yeah, he was gullible, I wish there were more people like him around.

I'd have a lot more orphans..