Burn Baby Burn!
So it's my second or so day in Chicago, I can't remember. Time flies when you're slaughtering the masses. Ah, I don't think I've had this much fun since I disintegrated Cale! Or forced him to kill a man before his child. Ah human shields you've never failed me. But the real thing I've come to talk about was the fun I had just a bit ago.
One word, orphanage. Actually, two words...burning orphanage. You know what, that doesn't cover the wonder and glory that was my burning flaming accomplishment. You have no idea how much fun bursting through the doors of an orphanage and stealing an armful of babies is. I still have some left over, I plan on eating them later. The better part was when the entire building went up in flames and all of the little kiddies ran out screaming. They're really easy to pick off that way, like chickens! Kabawwk-aaahh-myf-lesh-is-burning! If I could I would do that every day...
I still haven't found that wuss of a horsie God either, I wonder if Ares cares how much time I spend here, I'm still moving South..with a few delays.
One word, orphanage. Actually, two words...burning orphanage. You know what, that doesn't cover the wonder and glory that was my burning flaming accomplishment. You have no idea how much fun bursting through the doors of an orphanage and stealing an armful of babies is. I still have some left over, I plan on eating them later. The better part was when the entire building went up in flames and all of the little kiddies ran out screaming. They're really easy to pick off that way, like chickens! Kabawwk-aaahh-myf-lesh-is-burning! If I could I would do that every day...
I still haven't found that wuss of a horsie God either, I wonder if Ares cares how much time I spend here, I'm still moving South..with a few delays.