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[bendsmetal]

What the hell have I turned into?!

((Post-wedding battle and whatnot.))

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[timey_wimey]

... It seems everyone I know's managed to get hit. If I'm not mistaken, Toph, we've all turned into pokemon. I suppose there are worse things...

[bendsmetal]

I know you're right but... turning into a massive metal... snake? I can't even fit inside like this!

Wait a second... what the hell are pokemon?

[timey_wimey]

Um... they're a sort of animal that live on Ash's world, I think. They're also in a video game on my world.

[bendsmetal]

Don't know who that is, but whatever. Either way, this is really weird....

[timey_wimey]

You're telling me! I've already accidentally torn a hole in part of the TARDIS... really, I've got to watch out for that.

[bendsmetal]

How the hell did you do that?

[timey_wimey]

I was trying to drive her telepathically - that's how I'm typing, I thought it might work - and... well, I ended up using an attack by mistake. She isn't really best pleased...

[bendsmetal]

I don't blame her.

[timey_wimey]

Neither do I, really... but still, ripping things apart? I mean, what else am I going to come out with, supersonic to replace the sonic screwdriver, or what?

... Oh. Oh. Now that's a thought.