The First

[bends_lightning]

[Distant, angry mutterings; static.  The voice finally gets a bit closer, and it's the voice of a very irritated young woman.]

..."use this"...alright then...

[She clears her throat quietly.]

Explanation.

Now.

Comments

[edgy_edgey]

...You sound just like Franziska. [Snicker.]

Welcome to Discedo.

[bends_lightning]

Wonderful, except for the fact that nowhere in that article does it tell me how to get home.

[edgy_edgey]

There's no way to get home so far.

[bends_lightning]

...what?

[edgy_edgey]

We aren't happy about it either, princess.

[darkvonkarma]

No need to insult me.