Things I Would Rather Do...

Dec 11, 2008 14:49

......than attend the office xmas party:

  • Be seated next to Ann Coulter on a flight to London
  • Give John Howard a sponge bath
  • Do HSC maths again
  • Do Economics 101 again
  • Go through puberty again
  • Walk 10k in heels
  • Watch Beaches
  • Listen to every song the Veronicas have ever released.

    I think "social phobia" is a legitimate reason not to attend. My boss does not.
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