Crack!Fic: River Without Pants
Characters: River, Eleven
Rating: PG
katoelizabeth asked for it.
“River, did you reroute the connection to the secondary organic solenoids or is the-“ the Doctor broke off as he glanced behind him.
“Y-you’re not wearing pants,” he managed, with only a vague stutter.
“No,” she said calmly, walking over to the console. If it weren’t for the tiny smirk lurking at the corners of her mouth, he might have believed she wasn’t doing this on purpose. As it was…
“River, why aren’t you wearing pants?”
She shrugged and made her way up to the console, where she leaned comfortably against the railing, watching him. He fumbled with the switches, more of his mind on the pantsless woman behind him than what he was doing. Finally, he was forced to concede defeat.
“River!” he barked. “Put some pants on!”
A/N: IDEK. Stop looking at me that way.
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who nor am I making any profit from this work of fanfiction.
Rating: PG
katoelizabeth asked for it.
“River, did you reroute the connection to the secondary organic solenoids or is the-“ the Doctor broke off as he glanced behind him.
“Y-you’re not wearing pants,” he managed, with only a vague stutter.
“No,” she said calmly, walking over to the console. If it weren’t for the tiny smirk lurking at the corners of her mouth, he might have believed she wasn’t doing this on purpose. As it was…
“River, why aren’t you wearing pants?”
She shrugged and made her way up to the console, where she leaned comfortably against the railing, watching him. He fumbled with the switches, more of his mind on the pantsless woman behind him than what he was doing. Finally, he was forced to concede defeat.
“River!” he barked. “Put some pants on!”
A/N: IDEK. Stop looking at me that way.
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who nor am I making any profit from this work of fanfiction.