god I swear I have a thing for jews
kay so I'm in California right now on vacation. And I'm staying at my cousins house, who happens to be an orthodox jew. So were chilling I'm having a blast here we have been going surfing almost everyday. Yesterday Judy(my cousin) said we were going to pick up some friend of hers, elize. I thought nothing of it and voluntered to go with her to pick this chick up. So when we get to her house i see her shee walks out. Drop dead gorgeous, tomboy, carrying a guitar, so fucking hott!!! So judy introduces us and I am still stunned. As we are driving on the highway her and I start to talking and we find that we have all of the same taste in music!! Plus I could totally tell she was gay(gaydar hello), anyways so we get back to Judy's and she starts playing and oh my god, I have never heard shit like this, unbelievable, it was like the voice of Alanas Davis, with the guitar of Ani. She was so hot, so I start to *make the moves* which for me consists of really doing nothing except thinking about wanting to kiss her! After two hours of hardcore jamming and compliments(she thought I was amazing and vice versus) we decided to see what my cousins were up. Eventually at around 10:30 we end up at a bowling alley and then in and out burger(fucking rocks) I am flirting so obviously and I still could not tell if she liked me, so I figured not to do anything. Untill......(dun dun dun dramatic point) we arive home to find hana(friend I am vacationing with) and david(cousin) have smoked all of the pot that I guess we were going to smoke!! Being the good minded jews that we are we decided to do the next best thing, get smashed on Tequila. Now I have had some shitty experiences with alcohol so this was very uncharateristic of me, but I also new that I would loose some inhibition and possible get the nerve to kiss this girl. So after chugging an entire glass it hit me, at that point Elize and I thought it would be smart to go swimming, (my tits were going to fall off) but after about 10 minutes in the pool I could feel it and was completely warm(I was also getting very drunk)
Heres the part where i did something completely uncharacteristic of me
I walked right up to her and we started talking about being honest or something I said: "to be completely honest right now, I really want to kiss you," being the drunk fool I was I forgot that ben (a very young cousin) was in the pool. So we got out, meanwhile all the other cousins(ryan, judy, david, justin, jacob) were outside, so we went into Judys room!!!!!!!
Amazing we must have stood there for 10 minutes making out, fantastic, and we were dripping wet. We quickly proceeded to Judys bed(except I had forgotten how wet we both were, well that got very heavy until I think both of our shirts were off and then the worst thing that could have happened did(jacob, a younger cousin opened the door) oh shit! lol he ran out screaming it was so fucking funny, elize just told him she was changing, anyways after that our lips were inseparable. Judy ended up passing out on the couch which left the bed for Elize and I. Now normally this is a pretty permiscous thing to do, but I decided to overlook that (either because of her beauty, my inebration, or just lust.) So the night was amazing, she is so beautiful, with this very mediteranean skin tone (very jewish) this gorgeous short wavy, black hair with brown streaks, and very full lips. so....I won't go into all the bedroom details lets just say it was intense, we fell asleep in each others arms(though there was not much sleeping), it was fantastic. Before we went to bed I made her drink a glass of water(to prevent a hangover) what can I say i wanted to take care of her, and vice versus. She siad I was "so sweet" but the night was amazing, I remember kissing and kissing, the entire until five am. The next morning after I brushed my teeth I cam back in and gave her another kiss, it was lovely! we hung out all of today jammed out, walked along the beach, where i attempted to skip stones(failing miserably) then she had to go home, its kind of depressing and I am leaving out many details of the day, but I got her number. I know this is not lasting, fuck I live in Texas. But Judy and I got into this conversation about how the cousins want to live near each other. I couldn't agree more, ever since we were kids we did this, vacations, reunions, and our family is stronger for it! I will go to Austin but I am considering California, as long as I am financially stable in Physical Therapy. I just love the ocean and my family too much, but we'll see for now I just had an amazing night and day. Tommorrow were going down to Tiuajana, I'm stoked. The the best fucking mexican food, anyways thats whats new with me peace out.
Heres the part where i did something completely uncharacteristic of me
I walked right up to her and we started talking about being honest or something I said: "to be completely honest right now, I really want to kiss you," being the drunk fool I was I forgot that ben (a very young cousin) was in the pool. So we got out, meanwhile all the other cousins(ryan, judy, david, justin, jacob) were outside, so we went into Judys room!!!!!!!
Amazing we must have stood there for 10 minutes making out, fantastic, and we were dripping wet. We quickly proceeded to Judys bed(except I had forgotten how wet we both were, well that got very heavy until I think both of our shirts were off and then the worst thing that could have happened did(jacob, a younger cousin opened the door) oh shit! lol he ran out screaming it was so fucking funny, elize just told him she was changing, anyways after that our lips were inseparable. Judy ended up passing out on the couch which left the bed for Elize and I. Now normally this is a pretty permiscous thing to do, but I decided to overlook that (either because of her beauty, my inebration, or just lust.) So the night was amazing, she is so beautiful, with this very mediteranean skin tone (very jewish) this gorgeous short wavy, black hair with brown streaks, and very full lips. so....I won't go into all the bedroom details lets just say it was intense, we fell asleep in each others arms(though there was not much sleeping), it was fantastic. Before we went to bed I made her drink a glass of water(to prevent a hangover) what can I say i wanted to take care of her, and vice versus. She siad I was "so sweet" but the night was amazing, I remember kissing and kissing, the entire until five am. The next morning after I brushed my teeth I cam back in and gave her another kiss, it was lovely! we hung out all of today jammed out, walked along the beach, where i attempted to skip stones(failing miserably) then she had to go home, its kind of depressing and I am leaving out many details of the day, but I got her number. I know this is not lasting, fuck I live in Texas. But Judy and I got into this conversation about how the cousins want to live near each other. I couldn't agree more, ever since we were kids we did this, vacations, reunions, and our family is stronger for it! I will go to Austin but I am considering California, as long as I am financially stable in Physical Therapy. I just love the ocean and my family too much, but we'll see for now I just had an amazing night and day. Tommorrow were going down to Tiuajana, I'm stoked. The the best fucking mexican food, anyways thats whats new with me peace out.