Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!*
Ok. I got home all relaxed and happy and creative. Right now? I could tear out someone's throat, I'm so fucking frustrated. Why? Fucking repetitive techno from downstairs. Also why? Goddamned White Screen of Death on both my internet browsers. And why? Computer speed = molasses in winter.
Gaaaaaaaaah! *gnashes teeth* Oh my god, give me something to pummble.
Omg I can't think. Kill the techno!!!!!
*gibbers*
I've pounded on the floor. He's turned it off. (This has happened twice.) Then, 2.5 seconds later, *do do dodeedo, beep beep beep* Ad fucking nauseum. For half-a-fucking-hour, and counting.
*murderous rampage* *headache* *stabstabstab*
Good grief, I'm mouthy when I'm pissed. Not too mouthy by some standards, o'course.
Fandom Meme via fallen_iceangel:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)
2. Sirius Snape (Harry Potter)
3. The Master (Doctor Who)
4. Sylar (Heroes)
5. Charlie (Lost)
6. Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)
7. Spike (BtVS)
8. Crowley (Good Omens)
9. Riddick (Pitch Black/Chronicles of)
10. Arthur Dent (The Hitchhicker's Guide)
11. Mort Rainey (Secret Window)
12. Agent Sands (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Nicholas Angel/Mort Rainey)
Never seen it, but that would actually work damn well, you know? If Nick were sent to Mort's quiet little town, only to find a suspicious disappearances...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Sylar)
Yes. Very. Like "Zomg can I lick you?" hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Agent Sands/Crowley)
...oh dear gods. It could fucking work, too. And, and, omg, Earth's resident demon and rogue psychopathic CIA agent. This would be awesome.
(Except for the pregnancy bit. That's just a silly-cherry on a delicious cake. But totally doable, 'cause it's Crowley, and he can do things.)
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
(Riddick)
Yipper, I do. A whole trilogy, in fact. It's over on a masterlist post.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Sirius Snape/Nicholas Angel)
Um. Those two sticks in the mud? I think there'd be a lot of uncomfortable silences, a bit of, "Right." "Right.", and then they'd *swish! transformation to awesome!* and kick ass.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Charlie/Riddick vs Charlie/Arthur Dent)
Riddick would scare the pants off of Charlie. On the other hand, Charlie/Arthur would be adorable. And again, it works.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Spike, Snape/Sands)
0.0 Threesome! And the world explodes from teh sexy!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Spike/Sands)
*flails*
Night Everlasting
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(The Master/Arthur Dent)
*uber flails*
Summary: The world's just exploded, his best mate's an alien, and they've just hitched a ride onto a spaceship. The captain of the ship? The new - and last - Prime Minister. Must be Thursday.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Sylar/Sam Tyler)
*flails liek omg flail*
Time-fucking-travel and a gruesome string of murders.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Spike)
Probably. Does or did. It's like a rite of slash-passage.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(The Master)
Not the popular choice by far, but I guess the occasional story might have been read.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Mort Rainey)
Highly unlikely. Poor unused little character.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Snape/Sylar/Charlie)
*mind breaks*
Maybe, for the crack. Probably not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Arthur Dent)
Teeeeeeaaaaaa! *sporfle*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
(Crowley)
QUEEN! As if there was any choice in the matter?
Song-wise? Too much choice. It'd be like a freakin' series.
A Human Body, Abandon Fire, Love Me Like There's No Tomorrow, Save Me, Back to the Light, On My Way Up, Strange Frontier, You Had to Be There, All God's People
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
(Sam Tyler, Nicholas Angel, Agent Sands)
*squeeeeeeeee*
Violence/Language/Mind-fucks/Bondage
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
(Snape/Dent)
"Muggl- earthboy? Do you like tea?"
(At some point, he's totally going to have to say, "Don't call me Marvin.")
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Charlie)
Never.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
(Nicholas Angel)
...handcuffs? How unsurprising, Nick, really.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Mort/Riddick)
Oh sweet lord. Mort would definately have to be drunk. Or Shooter. That would totally work.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(The Master/Spike)
*brainmelt*
The Master Spike Damnit, it'd be one of those "let's battle it out every time" things. Character-wise, The Master, no question. But only if Spike lets him. Else, we'd be dealing with one bruised Master.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(Spike/Crowley)
I would not mind that in the least. *huge grin*
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
(Sam Tyler and Riddick are in a happy relationship until Riddick suddenly runs off with Sylar. Sam, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mort Rainey and a brief unhappy affair with Agent Sands, then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with the Master.)
*squees to high heaven* That would so work. Especially Sam's bit.
Worst of All is Best
The same three who read this blog regular-like anyway? Maybe?
Someone, damnitall. Even if it's just parts.
These things have got to be written, each and every one of them!
One of fallen_iceangel's results, which tickled me pink:
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Dalek/Nine)
...
... ...
... ... ...
*Dies of Lawls*
Links of the Day:
shaysdays's Answers I Want To Give To the Question, "How can you sit in a bar and read?"
metaquotes Films that Ought To Be: Internal Monologue
* Hot Fuzz
Gaaaaaaaaah! *gnashes teeth* Oh my god, give me something to pummble.
Omg I can't think. Kill the techno!!!!!
*gibbers*
I've pounded on the floor. He's turned it off. (This has happened twice.) Then, 2.5 seconds later, *do do dodeedo, beep beep beep* Ad fucking nauseum. For half-a-fucking-hour, and counting.
*murderous rampage* *headache* *stabstabstab*
Good grief, I'm mouthy when I'm pissed. Not too mouthy by some standards, o'course.
Fandom Meme via fallen_iceangel:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)
2. Sirius Snape (Harry Potter)
3. The Master (Doctor Who)
4. Sylar (Heroes)
5. Charlie (Lost)
6. Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)
7. Spike (BtVS)
8. Crowley (Good Omens)
9. Riddick (Pitch Black/Chronicles of)
10. Arthur Dent (The Hitchhicker's Guide)
11. Mort Rainey (Secret Window)
12. Agent Sands (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
(Nicholas Angel/Mort Rainey)
Never seen it, but that would actually work damn well, you know? If Nick were sent to Mort's quiet little town, only to find a suspicious disappearances...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Sylar)
Yes. Very. Like "Zomg can I lick you?" hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Agent Sands/Crowley)
...oh dear gods. It could fucking work, too. And, and, omg, Earth's resident demon and rogue psychopathic CIA agent. This would be awesome.
(Except for the pregnancy bit. That's just a silly-cherry on a delicious cake. But totally doable, 'cause it's Crowley, and he can do things.)
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
(Riddick)
Yipper, I do. A whole trilogy, in fact. It's over on a masterlist post.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Sirius Snape/Nicholas Angel)
Um. Those two sticks in the mud? I think there'd be a lot of uncomfortable silences, a bit of, "Right." "Right.", and then they'd *swish! transformation to awesome!* and kick ass.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
(Charlie/Riddick vs Charlie/Arthur Dent)
Riddick would scare the pants off of Charlie. On the other hand, Charlie/Arthur would be adorable. And again, it works.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Spike, Snape/Sands)
0.0 Threesome! And the world explodes from teh sexy!
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(Spike/Sands)
*flails*
Night Everlasting
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(The Master/Arthur Dent)
*uber flails*
Summary: The world's just exploded, his best mate's an alien, and they've just hitched a ride onto a spaceship. The captain of the ship? The new - and last - Prime Minister. Must be Thursday.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Sylar/Sam Tyler)
*flails liek omg flail*
Time-fucking-travel and a gruesome string of murders.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Spike)
Probably. Does or did. It's like a rite of slash-passage.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(The Master)
Not the popular choice by far, but I guess the occasional story might have been read.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Mort Rainey)
Highly unlikely. Poor unused little character.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Snape/Sylar/Charlie)
*mind breaks*
Maybe, for the crack. Probably not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Arthur Dent)
Teeeeeeaaaaaa! *sporfle*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
(Crowley)
QUEEN! As if there was any choice in the matter?
Song-wise? Too much choice. It'd be like a freakin' series.
A Human Body, Abandon Fire, Love Me Like There's No Tomorrow, Save Me, Back to the Light, On My Way Up, Strange Frontier, You Had to Be There, All God's People
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
(Sam Tyler, Nicholas Angel, Agent Sands)
*squeeeeeeeee*
Violence/Language/Mind-fucks/Bondage
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
(Snape/Dent)
"Muggl- earthboy? Do you like tea?"
(At some point, he's totally going to have to say, "Don't call me Marvin.")
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Charlie)
Never.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
(Nicholas Angel)
...handcuffs? How unsurprising, Nick, really.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Mort/Riddick)
Oh sweet lord. Mort would definately have to be drunk. Or Shooter. That would totally work.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(The Master/Spike)
*brainmelt*
The Master Spike Damnit, it'd be one of those "let's battle it out every time" things. Character-wise, The Master, no question. But only if Spike lets him. Else, we'd be dealing with one bruised Master.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
(Spike/Crowley)
I would not mind that in the least. *huge grin*
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
(Sam Tyler and Riddick are in a happy relationship until Riddick suddenly runs off with Sylar. Sam, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mort Rainey and a brief unhappy affair with Agent Sands, then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with the Master.)
*squees to high heaven* That would so work. Especially Sam's bit.
Worst of All is Best
The same three who read this blog regular-like anyway? Maybe?
Someone, damnitall. Even if it's just parts.
These things have got to be written, each and every one of them!
One of fallen_iceangel's results, which tickled me pink:
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
(Dalek/Nine)
...
... ...
... ... ...
*Dies of Lawls*
Links of the Day:
shaysdays's Answers I Want To Give To the Question, "How can you sit in a bar and read?"
metaquotes Films that Ought To Be: Internal Monologue
* Hot Fuzz