Wedgie
A wedgie is a schoolyard
prank in which one person grabs the back of the waistband of another person's
underwear, while he or she is still wearing them, and pulls them up. This wedges their underwear between their butt cheeks. A wedgie can be painful, depending upon how hard it is performed or how high the underwear is pulled up. In the schoolyard,
wedgies are most often performed on
uncool male children who wear
briefs or
tighty whities by
cool male children who wear
boxers. However, wedgies can also be performed on males who wear boxers and on women, too. A wedgie can also be called a
gotch pull. A wedgie can also refer to underwear riding up on its own.
There are many different types of wedgies. A wedgie from the front is called a
melvin. A wedgie from both sides, often performed by two people, is called a
mervin. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is hung on a doorknob or something high up is called a
hanging wedgie. A wedgie in which the underwear rips or tears; or in some cases, rips completely off is called a
turbo wedgie or a
ripper wedgie. A wedgie in which the pants of the victim are ripped completely off is called a
cosmic wedgie. A wedgie in which the female victim is wearing a
thong is called a
thwedgie. A wedgie on a female from the front is called a
vedgie. A wedgie in which the person performing the wedgie jumps up and down in order to wedge the underwear further is called a
sky high wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim is given a wedgie and lifted off the ground and then spun around is called the
flying dutchman. A wedgie in which after the wedgie is first performed, some kind of a pole is inserted between the legholes and twisted around to give the victim more of a wedgie is called a
propeller wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is lifted up over their head and rests on their forehard is called an
atomic wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim is lifted up the ground by their underwear and the underwear is pulled above their head but does not rest on their forehead is called a
nuclear wedgie.
Ахренеть это ж какой надо быть ипанутой нацией, чтобы иметь столько классификаций издевательства...
Я, конечно, понимаю, что япошек по долбанутости никому не догнать, но второе место за гамбургерной нацией застоблено жёстко