Numb is the New Deep

[bend_break77]

So today was cool! I love John Mayer! But anyway..I went to the mall with Tani and Arianna..that was some ridicoulous shit! Some highlights were when we were in the foodcourt..and Arianna was just normally talking and I screemed "Excuse me!!! Whats with the tone of voice!?!?!" and tons of people just looked at me. Then later me and Tani were pretending to sing ashlee simpson..we were just kinda..breathing it..and Arianna ran away because she was embarresed so she ran ahead..then Tani ran up to her and yelled "hi!!!"..then I ran up and said "Peices of me!!"..that was funny...or when we were in Fye..and arianna was looking at posters..and I just kinda ran over and sprawled across them and screamed "Oh theyre cold!!!"...haha that was like the best time ive ever been to the mall...then tonight I went to see "Open Water" with Arianna, Tani, Catherine J, and Nick..we called Stevie..but he couldnt go..he called right when the Movie started..that was such a funny movie!!!

I wanted to go skiing!
Somethings rubbing against my leg!
Oh its a big one!
Its ok that it hurts!
Im really not feeling well at all!
Sorry I threw up!
Daniel did you just pee!?
That fucker really stung me!

Or the ones that werent actually said..but..implied..

I have ugly saggy boobs!
oops I just lost my pants!
Im going to kill myself!

Yeah..they both died..they didnt show the guy dieing!! AHH!!! Then the girl drowned herseld. Terrible movie..really..it sucked..but it was so much fun going with them...we just made fun of the movie the whole time..it went from a thriller..to a comedy..to suspense..to romance..to comedy..to serious. It was really sucky..but funny!

So Yes...I am the biggest John fan OF ALL TIME!