Phelps? Cherries? Abs? Ned Kelly?...Phelps?
Oh my Freakin god tonight was so much fun. I had rented Ned Kelly, the one that was made in Britain with Orlando Bloom and Heith ledger, wicked hot guys. So I decided Id invite some people over to see it. Of course Allison T...shes my bloom buddy! And Catherine J, Tani, Arianna, Kerry, Eric and Nick. So we watched Ned Kelly and that was wicked fun. In scenes they would randomly show birds, and arianna would joke about how Orlando would probably jump out with a loin cloth on and start petting the birds. And theyre were these parrots, but they were like vultures and they were hacking apart the meat and Nick goes "Ah theyre liek vultures" and Kerry screamed "But theyre pretty!!!" It was sooo much fun, mostly because of Arianna and everyone making fun of Orlando the whole time. And the word "piddle" Everyone thought the movie was wicked good, and a few people cried. It was really sad because everyone died, but it was a really good movie. So then we watched the Olympics.....Michael fucking phelps!!!!! That man is like...sex on a stick. Or sex in a pool..I hear thats very dangerous. Anyway we were screaming at the top of our lungs rooting him on and he got second to some...guy. But then Kerry found out it was only one of the semi-finals. So were ok. Ahhh we just kept talking about Michael Phelps. We were all like "Oh..those shorts look tight...want to take them off?" or "We need..to..um...you know..give you a search through..you know make sure youre clean...and I need to use my tongue..." or..."Yeah..you look all wet...let me dry you off...oh darn! I dropped the maple syrup on your abs...oh crap the whip cream!! let me get that...oh there go the cherries!" and theres more "You look all chlorined...how abotu we go take a shower...you know..lose the shorts. I cant fit my hand in them"...and many more scenarios including Michael Phelps...ahhh hes so hot. So yeah. That was wicked fun. And we continued on with the scenarios only with Blaine Wilson and some of the gymnasts..and how the coaches ALWAYS spank them...So it would be like "Oh..great swim there Phelps *grab* grab* *grab*"....Hes jsut so sinful and yummy.
bend break77: his shorts could be a little lower...
stardust81790: or maybe like off.....
stardust81790: its like can you think of a better sport for him.....he gets all wet and wears tight pants
stardust81790: he can swim in my pool any day
oh Kerry how I love you....
tatertot300: excuse me mr. phelps...but why are you so god damn sexy and make people want to passionately lick frosting off of you from head to toe wearing nothing?
tatertot300: i mean...good swim kid
bend break77: his shorts could be a little lower...
stardust81790: or maybe like off.....
stardust81790: its like can you think of a better sport for him.....he gets all wet and wears tight pants
stardust81790: he can swim in my pool any day
oh Kerry how I love you....
tatertot300: excuse me mr. phelps...but why are you so god damn sexy and make people want to passionately lick frosting off of you from head to toe wearing nothing?
tatertot300: i mean...good swim kid